Well, judging for The Exchange's Round 3 is done. A tough job, as always, but it's done. I've even sent in all the necessary judge comments! So yay! There were a couple Isiah match comments as well, so I'm taking the opportunity to share them with the rest of you.

versus - "Now which of these are the greater villain, hmm? Oh! Flap all you want warlock, it won't spare you the embarassment. A retarded child has you beat! Wait, what's this? Good news! Looks like you're a horrible person after all, Kingfisher." - Isiah, being tonight's commentator.

versus - "RRRGH! This is no setback! Yes, it's not a setback at all. It's perfect. Perfect, yes. Perfect! You'll rid me of these petulant children, wolfies! Go, wolfies! Kill, wolfies! Or at least make the girl cry or, or something. _{Stony-faced useless little bint.}" - Isiah, rapidly earning Ala's wrath.

versus - "The world spins! Every world spins. Even Nothing spins! It comes and goes and comes and goes and comes and don't you ever get dizzy, hmm? It's easy to fall when you're dizzy. Just look at these poor unfortunate souls, so dizzy, so confused, so helpless. Falling, the needy blighters! Why should I help them?! Why, indeed, should anyone?" -Isiah, being ominous.


And since I have little better to do...I saw this kinda-meme on 's journal and stole it for fun.

Here's how it goes: Your character is now the final boss!
A) What would their pre-battle speech be?
B) Describe the location of the final battle.
C) What music would be playing in the background?

Molriir, Stubborn Dwarf

A) "It should ne'er 'ave come t' this...T' think tha' one o' us will 'ave t' die 'ere."
B) In front of a demonic gate in a redly illuminated ruined underground city.
C) To the Field - Steve von Till [link]

Maple Euron, Gaming Guardian

A) "Wait! I'm not...Why am I wearing lace? Oh, [bleep] no!"
B) A typical JRPG final battle space area.
C) Something like this [link] I'm sure.

Jack Tyre, Ol' Survivor

A) "...Just another day. That's how it's done here in the Wastes. Just another day. That's how you live, and nothing wrong with that. It's the long-term thinkin' that drives ya mad, with rocks in your ears to keep out the sounds and the drinkin' of sand to quench the thirst that just won't go away. You come here and think you can change things, but you ain't doin' nothin' but fuck up. You still haven't realized that whether I die or not, you'll rot inside this hell with me!"
B) Inside an old military compound full of sand and ruined machinery, military hardware and rusted walls.
C) Until The End - Breaking Benjamin [link]

Isiah Caeth, Mad Priest

A) "Of course, of course, come in! My love den is open for all!"
B) A creepily decorated bedroom. It goes without saying Isiah would be scantily clad.
C) Time to Die - [link]